🚨📱BREAKING: SAMSUNG HITS US WITH THE TRIFOLD MADNESS! 📱🚨 So, um, Samsung just decided that two screens weren't enough for your chaotic daily life 🙃 and are dropping a brand-new phone called the “Galaxy G Fold” (not to be confused with Galaxy Brain, which is what they must be channeling for this one) 🤯. “It's like a wallet and a phone had a baby - a weird, overpriced baby.” - some anonymous Samsung intern probably. 💸 Let’s be honest fam, who actually needs three screens? Like, are we really trying to watch 9 hours of Netflix on a flip phone? 🍿💀 What’s next? A phone that folds into a rocket ship? 🚀 Drake's already vibing with this idea: “No new phone, I’m just trying to deal with my last two screens” 🙅‍♂️🔥. Meanwhile, the stonks are *seething* because who wants to repair three screens when one’s already a headache? 🤡💔 But buckle up, because here’s the hot take: I predict the Galaxy G Fold will literally fold into your hands and turn into a burrito so you don’t have to choose between lunch and texting. 💥🌯 Samsung, we salute your absolute madness. It's *chef's kiss*.... or should I say *fold’s kiss*? 😂🤖💥 #FoldOrBeFolded