🚨🔥 📣 HOLD UP! Samsung just took a trip to the future and *forgot our invites*! Leaked info on their new XR Smart Glasses, aka “HAEAN,” is here, and it’s a whole mood. Feeling like you’re living inside an episode of Black Mirror? WELCOME ABOARD! 🤯👓 Imagine this: transition lenses that can go from "I’m just trying to vibe" to “why are you staring at me?” faster than a Nintendo Switch update. 🍃✨ Plus, they’ve packed in a camera ‘cause who doesn't need to send their dog filter selfies to Grandma on the go? 📸😹 The *real* question: are we ready to have 2000 TikTok influencers filming their breakfast through your shades? 🥑🍳 If TikTok taught us anything, it’s that the cringe is coming whether we like it or not. *Developer leaks:* “Honestly, we just wanted something that makes it look like everyone’s a superhero while they scroll through memes. 😂💀” - *Anonymous Samsung Developer* So like, are we stoked or just accepting that *this is fine*? 🔥🦖 I’m calling it now: in 2024 you’ll be wearing these bad boys to combat that 3 AM existential dread – and they’ll be 30% powered by your TikTok likes!! 🤖💰💀 🤔💭 THE UNHINGED PREDICTION: In three years, half the population will have swapped their lenses for augmented reality goggles, and the other half will be fighting in the streets for the last pair of retro Ray-Bans. Y’all ready for the “great glasses war”? 🍿👀⚔️ Don’t say I didn’t warn ya!