💥🔥🚀Y'all...hold onto your overpriced foldable phones 'cause *Samsung* just dropped an invite for Galaxy Unpacked on July 9 at 10 AM ET in Brooklyn with more hype than a kid on Christmas morning!! 🎉📅 What’s on the menu, fam? 🍽️ AI updates so hyped your brain might actually think it’s connected to the Matrix! 🤖💫 Plus, we’re also getting the Galaxy Z Fold 7 and Galaxy Z Flip 7—because why not throw more hinge malfunctions into the wild? 🤡💀 They're basically the tech equivalent of that one friend who refuses to buy a new car because they’re “just waiting for the next model”...aka cringe. 😬 👾 *Leaked Quote from Some Developer*: “Honestly, we’re just trying to make these phones fold better than my mental health.” 💔 And while they’re busy “unpacking” all these features, let’s pray they don’t give us yet another reason to seethe over battery life. 😬💰 Get ready to see more content creators flexing their mediocre filming skills with the new gear! Stonks will rise! 📈📸 **Unhinged Prediction**: BY 2025, EVERY PHONE WILL HAVE A BUILT-IN AI THERAPIST!! Don't sleep on this! 😵🔮#TechDarkAges #GalaxyFoldedFiasco 🥴