🚨💸BREAKING: Revolut is out here like, "Hold my beer; we’re raising $1B and getting SICK VALUATION, fam!" 💸🚨 Yes, you heard that right! 💥 This fintech wizard just decided it’s time to flex those digital muscles and get in on that stonk market, looking for cash like a college kid at a free pizza party! 🍕💰 And they’re slapping a $65B sticker on it. No cap. 🤯 Sources have spoken (aka questionable tech Twitter accounts) that Greenoaks is leading this round, probably while sipping on their artisanal lattes and smirking at us all. 😎☕ Meanwhile, every startup founder prays they’re not next on the chopping block when it comes to funding rounds. Just imagine them on Zoom, looking like this: *Drake approving cringe-af fundraising memes* 😂🙌 Revolut’s like that kid in class who does zero homework but still gets an A. Meanwhile, my bank account is just sitting there, like with the *This is fine* dog staring at the flames of inflation. 🔥 Now here’s a wild prediction: With all this new funding, Revolut could release a credit card that rewards you in memes, changing the game forever. Gamers will be out here grinding for that meme loot! 🎮💳🚀 Get ready to go broke in style, folks! 😂🤖💀 #MemeMoney #FutureIsNow