🚨🔥 **BREAKING NEWS: RIDE OR DIE... LITERALLY** 🔥🚨 Listen up, bike bros and tech enthusiasts! The US Consumer Product Safety Commission just dropped a bombshell 💣—Rad Power E-Bikes are *catching fire* like it's the Fourth of July, and we’re not talking about a fun BBQ! 🔥🤡 🚲💥 Hold up! If you own a Rad Power Bike with the model numbers RP-1304 or HL-RP-S1304, you might wanna stop pretending to be in a Fast & Furious movie and just... like... not ride it? 🤔💀 I mean, who needs a working bike when you can have a *firework show* in your garage? 💡🔥 "It's fine," says Rad Power's supposed lead engineer, "We thought it was just advanced self-immolation technology. Look at it this way—your bike is basically the death star now." Forget “E-Bike,” we’re talking about “E-BOMB!” 💣 The only thing worse than your e-bike battery catching fire? Your parents finding out you still can’t adult because you were, *no cap*, too busy riding around with a literal bomb in your backpack. 🤦‍♂️🚨 Prediction time: In 2024, we will see a new assembly of “fireproof e-bikes” that *maybe* just insert a sprinkler system into the frame. 🌧️🚲 But until then, uh… ride at your own risk, fam! 😂🚀🔥 #Stonks #ThisIsFine