🚨⚡️BREAKING 💀: Lumo 1.1 just dropped, and it's like the glow-up we all wish we had after taking those mid-terms! Say bye-bye to 🥴 Lumo 1.0, the chatbot that couldn't even answer "How's the weather?" without short-circuiting like it just saw its ex. 😬💔 Now, Proton's flexing a *170%* boost in context understanding! 😲 That’s like when your WiFi finally connects at the café: pure bliss. Stonks! 📈💰 Plus, it's 40% better at coding than your average dev who claims "I’ll fix it in production" – no cap! 😏🔧 And get this: Lumo 1.1 is now a whiz at reading the latest news, so you can quit asking your grandma for updates. 😂 "Did Ja Morant get suspended again?" and boom! Lumo's got your back! 🚀🔥 Insider quote from a totally legit “developer”: *“We programmed Lumo to be less cringe and more based, so it doesn’t sound like it’s stuck in 2010.”* - Sure, Steve, your mom programmed mine too. 🤖🦾 Hold onto your hats, folks! Predictions are wild: In 2024, Lumo will evolve into an AI therapist and start charging you for *real* advice like “Date someone who can fix your code,” and let’s be real, that’s when the real chaos begins. 🤡💥💯