🚨👀 BREAKING: Google is about to drop the Pixel 10, and it’s not just your grandma's ‘made by Google’ tea party anymore! 🎉💰 Next up on the cringe train is the “Made by Google” event on AUGUST 20TH—mark your calendars like it's your mom’s birthday! 📅💖 Word on the street (aka a *leaked* message from a "mysterious dev" 🤖) says, "We just slapped a number after 'Pixel' and called it innovation. #Stonks." But for real, what’s next? 10 cameras? A mini donut maker built into the phone? 🍩🤔 This event is going to be a full-on *Galaxy Brain* moment for Google, aiming for that meme-worthy "this is fine" pic as they unveil what we all expect to be a slightly better Pixel 9—oops, I mean Pixel 10. 🤡🔥 Don't forget about those earbuds that *actually* fall out of your ears when you move! 🎧💀 So get ready to cope, seethe, and predict what's coming—who knows, maybe they'll finally reveal the secret to making phone chargers *not* disappear! 😂🔌 🚀 HOT TAKE: By 2025, every smartphone will require an emotional support llama to handle the weight of expectations. Stay tuned! 🦙💥