🚨🎉 BREAKING: FILIGRAN JUST RAISED $58M AND I CAN'T EVEN KEEP MY COFFEE IN MY CUP! ☕💸 Like, are they just throwing money at open-source tools like it's confetti? 🎊 I mean, $58 million is enough to buy the last remaining 🦄 unicorn in Silicon Valley or, like, a whole rainforest. 🌳🌈 So here’s the tea 🍵: Filigran is based in Paris 🍷, making moves like it's the next Da Vinci of cybersecurity. With 6,000 users newly joining their army of digital defenders, we’re basically all living in a low-budget movie called "This Is Fine" as our data throws itself into the digital abyss. 😂🔥 Not to be dramatic, but can we get a *"Crisis Averted" meme* for the geeking-out threat-intelligence squad? 🤖💥 The funding round was led by Eurazeo, which sounds like something you'd order at a fancy café but is actually just VC money. And Deutsche Telekom wants in! So get ready for the most chaotic cybersecurity tools since, well, the Internet itself. 💬 "Honestly, I thought we were just gonna retire in Ibiza with our stonks 🍆💰," said some *totally real* developer who probably just got the memo. Hot take: If this trend keeps up, we might see more open-source tools than actual software engineers! 🤯💀👾 Share if you're ready for the cyber apocalypse! 🚀💀🔥