💥 BREAKING: Pennylane Just Went From “Who’s That?” to “Shut Up and Take My Money!” 💸💥 🚀 So, this French startup 🍷, Pennylane (no, it’s NOT a new wine brand, you uncultured swine 😱), is basically like the *Math Wizard* of startups and is flexing a juicy $200M investment led by TCV! Stonks are officially going Brrrrr at a whopping $4.25B valuation! 💰💰 🏦 *Imaginary Developer Interview*: 👨‍💻 Dev: “Honestly, we just wanted to help people avoid accounting meltdowns. Like, this is fine *fires up calculator*." 💼 Scoffing Pencil: “Dogecoin could never.” 💀 From €2B in April to this? Paris is not just the city of love anymore, it’s the city of *Oooh la la, let’s throw money at accounting software!* 😮‍💨 🤔 *Drake Pointing*: When Pennylane’s valuation goes up, but the coffee shop around the corner is still charging $6 for avocado toast! 🤢🥑 And real talk, if they start adding a *“make your spreadsheets sexy” feature*? We're going straight to the *galaxy brain* stratosphere! 🔥🔥🔥 Unhinged prediction: Pennylane will start offering ASMR accounting services, and within a year, accountants will be the new ASMR stars on TikTok—calling it now! 🤡✨ Let’s get it trending, fam! Share if you want to see accountants whispering sweet nothings to your budget! 🌈