🤡🔥🚀 BREAKING: Palmer Luckey is launching a new bank called ERBOR, and yes, it sounds like a dwarf's vacation spot but is actually the future of cash 💰💳💀. My dude’s calling in the tech bro Avengers (👀💥), with Joe Lonsdale and a squad of billionaires ready to fund *literally* any startup that mentions crypto in the pitch deck. “Stonks will be made! 🚀📈” Sources say this bank will cater to the "cryptos," aka the financial equivalent of *glitter in the wind* ✨🥴. When asked what a dragon’s mountain has to do with banking, one developer supposedly said, “Bro, it’s *the* vibe 🏔️🔥. Who wouldn’t want to mine some crypto gold while dodging flaming breath?!” But hold up—we're serving *startups*? So basically, any kid with a YouTube channel can now have financial backing? This is fine. 😅 The world’s gone mad, and we’re just here sipping our overpriced oat lattes watching the chaos unfold. 💥💸 Here’s the unhinged prediction: Erebor will collapse faster than FTX after this meme goes viral, leaving a trail of broken dreams and dragon-sized debt. 🐉💔 Grab your popcorn, fam. It’s about to get lit! 🔥🔥 #EreborBank #ThisIsFine