🚨💥 BREAKING NEWS IN THE LAND OF THE WOKE: Oregon Bro Pushes BUTTON to Obliterate X! 💀💣 So this Oregon fella out here thought he was a rap star when he was really just a wannabe J. Cole with a side hustle as a cyber-Joker! 🤡 He’s been charged for allegedly launching the *Rapper Bot*, a nasty DDoS botnet that gave Elon Musk’s X the virtual FINGER earlier this year! 🤖🚀 💀 “Yo, dude, I was just trying to get a viral TikTok challenge going. Who knew crashing a site was on the menu?” - *Fake Developer who totally exists* This botnet got more power than my ex’s emotional baggage; it literally knocked X offline and made the entire internet do the *Drake Pointing* meme: "We don’t want that!" 🙅‍♂️💔. Reports say cybersecurity researchers are out here *seething* like it’s their job (maybe it is?) while the Oregon dude is just vibin’ with his Minecraft homies, plotting the next level of chaos. 🌍💰 Prediction time, fam: In 2026, Elon will hire a real rap crew to beef up his cybersecurity. "Pay 4 my bot protection!" Instead of stonks, we’ll have *bot-nks*! 😂🔥 Share this if you want to break the internet – for FREE!