🎉🚨 BREAKING NEWS: Oracle & Skydance IN A CLOUDY ROM-COM 🤖💔💰 So, here’s the tea☕ — Oracle just slid into Skydance’s DMs with a juicy proposal of $100M/year💸 for Paramount to use their cloud software once the whole Skydance-Paramount merger gets locked down. It's like watching two awkward nerds at prom💃🕺💀 What could possibly go wrong? 🤔 No cap, it’s like if Drake was producing a movie for Paramount but instead of bangers, he delivered Oracle software updates. And let's just say, my dude Oracle must've channeled their inner *stonks*💹 because this is one wild flex.💪 🗣️ Leaked developer quote: “We were just hoping for a Netflix deal, but now we’re giving them the *cloud* instead... 😂” 🤡 Meanwhile, Paramount’s like, "This is fine," while living in a cartoon inferno of streaming wars 🔥 let's be real. At this point, we're just waiting for a plot twist where AI becomes the star 💀👾 🔥 UNHINGED HOT TAKE: If this merger actually happens, I predict we're all gonna be watching Cloud Wars: The Cyber Awakens, featuring Oracle as the villain trying to steal our data! 📡👀 Share this madness before the internet explodes! 🚀💥