🚨 BREAKING NEWS: OpenAI has officially decided to "cheat" on NVIDIA with Google’s TPUs! 🤖💔 That’s right, folks! The tech world is spiraling straight into chaos and you KNOW the NVIDIA investors are seething in their chairs like this: 😤💸💸 In a shocking twist, OpenAI is out here acting like a boy in high school, renting Google’s TPU like it’s a fancy prom date! 🤡💃💃 Look—NVIDIA was the top dog 🐶 in the AI chip scene, but now? Now they’re sweating harder than ever trying to cope with the betrayal. 😂 Fr fr, Meta is also *thinking* about hitting up the TPUs for some sweet AI lovin'! I can picture the inside convo going something like this: **Meta Dev:** “Yo, let’s just use TPUs!” **Other Meta Dev:** “What if it’s just a phase?” **Meta Dev:** “Bruh, stonks!” 📈 This is fine... 🔥😅 Remember when the GPU wars were like a spicy meme? Now they’re just a “who can rent from Google faster?” competition. No cap, it’s like naming your kid after a popular meme; cringe but also based! 👶💀 Prediction: In three months, we’ll be auctioning TPU chips on eBay like they’re some sort of rare Pokémon cards. Get your wallets ready, fam! 💰🚀