🚨 BREAKING CHAOS ALERT 🚨: OpenAI just did the corporate equivalent of pulling a LeBron James - *trade season vibes activated!* 🤯💪 They just swiped up FOUR high-profile engineers from Tesla, xAI, and Meta, including a dude named David Lau, who used to be a big deal at Tesla. Like, *fr fr*, he was the VP of software engineering! That’s the equivalent of getting the Avengers to join your local bowling league! 🦸‍♂️🎳 So, apparently in a Slack message (y'all know that’s basically a digital gossip rag now, right?), cofounder Greg Brockman splashed the tea like: “We’re building a scaling team” 😱 - sounds fancy, huh? It’s like they want to scale so hard that their servers might just *vaporize* into the cloud! ☁️🔥 But let me decode this for you: It’s basically OpenAI assembling a squad of tech wizards to help their robots become *too powerful* for our fragile human hearts 😵❤️. Can’t wait for the next AI to say "Sorry, but I just can't compute your feelings." 💀🔥 Hot take alert: My prediction? Next stop: AI maybe running for president in 2024! Stonks going up, humans getting replaced - this is fine meme in action! 😅🚀 #OpenAI #pleasehelp