🚨🎉 BREAKING NEWS IN THE TECH-O-SPHERE! 🎉🚨 Hold onto your keyboards, coders! 💻🔥 OpenAI just dropped a Codex glow-up with a fresh version of GPT-5 and, NO CAP, it’s about to be a WILD ride! 🚀👾 Forget your average coding assistant that takes, like, 5 seconds to turn "Hello World" into a full-stack app. This bad boy can now take anywhere from a few seconds to *HOURS* on a task! Talk about a master procrastinator! 🤡💀 It’s like when you tell your kid to clean their room, and they're suddenly super into rearranging the furniture for 3 hours. AS IF. Imagine Codex saying: "💬 'I could code that in a minute, but have you tried literally crying while procrastinating? It builds character!'” 💯🤦‍♂️ Drake's got a new meme for this: Drake pointing at all those “Instant solutions” vs. Codex sitting there buffering, sipping tea like, “This is fine.” ☕💁‍♂️ And here’s a spicy prediction: With GPT-5's upgrade, soon we’ll depend on Codex for our grocery lists! "Hey Codex, can you add 'Human feelings' to my list?" 📜👤🤖 Good luck waiting around for that to happen! 🍔💔 So, will Codex become the ultimate coding god or just the world’s most expensive pet rock? 🤔💸 You decide! 💥💀💥 Share this chaos, fam!