🚨 BREAKING NEWS IN THE TECH CIRCUS 🚨: OpenAI just pulled a power move and hired the *entire squad* behind Crossing Minds! 💰💀 And what’s that? They’ve raised a sweet $13.5M to help e-commerce businesses recommend more nonsense you never wanted 🙃. “Listen, we just wanna throw some AI spaghetti at the wall and see what sticks!” one anonymous dev quipped while scrolling through their Shopify dashboard. 🍝🤖 Now, instead of getting recommendations for cat socks you didn’t ask for, brace yourselves for AI that’ll suggest literally anything based on your last purchase. “You liked that weird plush taco? Here’s 50 others!” 🔥 Stonks 💸 or cringe? You decide! Meanwhile, OpenAI is like Drake pointing 👈, “Yeah, we wanna make sure your shopping cart is overflowing with stuff that you didn't even know you needed... or wanted. 😩💥” This whole saga smells like those *weird uncle* recommendations at the family party: “Check out this new AI! It’s gonna change your life!” No cap, it’s basically the “This is fine” meme, but with ML and dollars flying everywhere! 🔥💸 Hot take alert 🚨: In five years, we’ll all be buying robot sidekicks to help us navigate these whack-ass recommendations in the *real* world. Get ready for your AI butler to suggest... toaster ovens?! 🍞🤖💔 #FutureIsWeird