🚨BREAKING NEWS ALERT 🚨: OpenAI and Jony Ive are apparently still stuck in the “⏳‍Developers: we need a miracle” phase for their new palm-sized AI device! 😂💔 The Financial Times (which is basically the Wall Street Journal's nerdy cousin) claims they'll probably miss the 2026 release date—all because they can't figure out how to turn "talking to your AI" into less of a cringe-fest. 💀🤖 Sources say: "It's like trying to teach a toddler to walk while simultaneously designing an iPhone. No cap, it’s chaos here!" 🤡💥 Like, just let me talk to my smart toaster without feeling like I’m auditioning for Black Mirror! 🤦‍♂️ And let’s be real, Jony Ives has been giving more “What’s he thinking?!” than “God-tier design” vibes since he left Apple. He was seen yesterday with a puzzled look, saying, "Palm-sized? How am I supposed to make that look sexy?" Drake, pointing: "Not this again!" 🙄🔥 Prediction time: At this rate, we'll all be communicating telepathically with our AI by 2026 because they’ll NEVER get this palm-sized tech out! 📅🤯 🚀🔮 Stay tuned, folks! If you’re looking for a new smartphone, you might as well just stick with a crystal ball...#FortuneTellingFTW 🧙‍♂️💰