🚨📉 BREAKING: Broadcom’s CEO Charlie Kawwas just pulled a major “Plot Twist” on us, y’all! 🌀💔 Turns out, that $10B customer aka OpenAI is about as real as a unicorn in a crypto chat! 🦄💸 What’s next? How about a “Microtransactions in your coffee?” 🤡☕️ According to Charlie (let's call him Charlie “NoStonks” Kawwas), OpenAI ain’t dropping those stacks on Broadcom—cue the galaxy brain meme! 😱💥 Looks like Broadcom is just another actor in this billion-dollar theatre of dreams. 🎭💰 It’s like Drake pointing at the “Invest in AI” post while secretly being just a fan. 🔥😩 Meanwhile, imagine a dev saying, “We thought OpenAI was our rich uncle, but turns out it’s just a roommate who eats all the snacks.” 🍕🤦‍♂️💥 So, here’s where I lay down the hot take: in 2024, we’re ALL gonna be paying for AI services with our left kidneys. 🚀💀 Mark my words—that’s the future! NO CAP! Your fridge might start asking for subscriptions next! #FridgeAI 🔮🤑✨ Share this gem or be doomed to eternal cringe! 🌐💥