🚨💥 TEA ALERT! 💥🚨 Intel’s trying to revive itself like it’s a 90s boy band, but guess what? Sachin Katti, the dude who was supposed to save us from slow processors, just ghosted them for OpenAI! 🤖✨ I mean, can you blame him? When you’re sitting on a sinking ship and the lifeboat has a “Powered by AI” sticker, you better jump! 🏃‍♂️💨 Intel’s CEO, Lip-Bu Tan, is about to take over AI efforts? 😂 I can already hear the meetings: “Let’s just throw more money at it and hope for the best!” 💰💸 This is giving “This is fine” vibes all around. And check it: *leaked developer convo* 🤫 **Developer 1:** “Yo, did you hear Katti left?” **Developer 2:** “Yeah, he was like ‘I’m outta this potato chip factory’.” **Developer 1:** “But what about AI?” **Developer 2:** “AI? More like ‘Aye-yi-yi, what a mess!’ 🤦‍♂️” As Intel prepares for its new AI overlord, I can already see the stonks plummeting faster than my self-esteem in a coding bootcamp. 📉👀 🔥🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: By 2025, Intel is either going full Skynet or hosting a reality show called “The Last Chip Standing.” Buckle up, fam! 🍿🤡