💸🚀 HOLD UP 🚀💸 Did someone say $2 BILLION for a seed round?! 🌱🌊 *Insert Elon Musk meme here* 🐐💰 That's right, folks! Mira Murati’s *Thinking Machines Lab* is out here trying to beat Yuga Labs’ measly $450M seed round from 2022. Like, did Yuga lose a competition to make NFTs of potato salad or something? 💀🛑 *Checks wallet* Wait... why am I not a millionaire yet? 😩🔥 Word on the street is that the lab is cooking up a new breed of thinking machines, and by "thinking," I mean they’re probably just gearing up to replace us all with AI that can perfectly explain blockchain to your grandma. 🤖💬 “My grandkids made me invest in Bitcoin, now I’m broke and living in a metaverse.” 🥴 In what must be the most chaotic “please give us money” pitch ever, industry insiders are like *Drake pointing* 🤷🏽‍♂️💔: “At this point, let’s just shoot for a million-dollar NFT that’s actually just a picture of Mira’s cat.” 🐱✨ 🔥🔥🔥 Prediction Alert: The Thinking Machines Lab will dominate the world by 2030 and we’ll all be living in a fusion of *Wall-E* and *Black Mirror*. It’ll be terrifying! 😂💀💼 #Stonks #Seethe #ItsFine