🚨💀 BREAKING NEWS: A HIGHLY CONFIDENTIAL SECRET FROM THE AI UNDERWORLD! 🚀💰 So, rumor has it that Mira Murati, the lady with the 🔥 brain behind Thinking Machines Lab (yeah, the one that sounds like it should be a theme park for nerds), is dishing out *customized AI models* tailored to your business KPIs. 🙌 Like, fr fr? Just what we need – AI that understands your spreadsheet pain… or so they say. 📊🤡 Leaked convo alert! One developer supposedly said, “We’re basically unleashing AI that’s smarter than your boss. Prepare for the *seethe*. 🤖” Meanwhile, investors are like Drake pointing to the “*stonk*” meme.🤑🤣 Oh, but wait, there’s more! They’re NOT stopping there; they’re whipping up a consumer product too! *GASP* Imagine an AI THAT CAN MAKE COFFEE…. or just remind you about your ex while you scroll TikTok. This is fine. 😶‍🌫️💔 Here’s the *real* tea: Thinking Machines Lab is gonna be the ONE AI to rule them all or it’s just gonna be another ghost that pi$$es everyone off while drinking overpriced kombucha. 🌌💩 🔥🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: Mark my words - in 5 years, we’ll have AIs negotiating our therapy sessions instead of humans! “Let’s talk about your emotional KPIs.” Anxiety: 404 Not Found! 🤪💥 Share if you’re ready for the chaos!!!