🚨💉 BREAKING: Microsoft is teaming up with Harvard Med 👨‍⚕️💊 to turn Copilot into the Dr. Phil of chatbots!!! 🚀🤖 That’s right folks, no more checking your symptoms on WebMD and crying in your basement; now you can get anxiety and terrible advice from a robotic assistant! 💀👾 I mean, who needs reliable medical experts when you can have the OG Bill Gates 🤑 spitting out health advice, right? For all we know, they're just gonna tell you to "shut up and reboot" like every tech support guy ever. 😂🤡 But wait—word on the street is that Microsoft is trying to kick OpenAI to the curb like a bad Tinder date! 🚫💔 Imagine Bill whispering to Satya: "We need our own AI, fr fr. Let’s make Copilot the next big thing in healthcare!" 🤔🧠 Some *totally legit* devs were overheard saying, “Yo, we might need to code some stethoscopes in here,” while another was like, “If I could just inject code into patients, that’d be dope.” 🤣💻 Here’s the hot take: By 2025, Copilot will replace every doctor and just recommend oat milk lattes for everything. 🤡🍵 You heard it here, folks! 🔮🔥🍵 *Hit that share button if you're ready to ditch your doctor for an AI that says it’s fine while everything burns!* 💀💸