🌪️💥 BREAKING: Microsoft just called out THREE Chinese hacker squads for straight-up crashing the SharePoint party like it's 1999! 😱💻✨ First up, we got Linen Typhoon and Violet Typhoon — I thought they were the names of indie bands tbh. 🎶👀 These cyber ninjas have been exploiting SharePoint security flaws since July 7, 2025 (Yeah, you heard me right, 2025! What is this? Back to the Future??? 🚗💨) But wait, THERE'S MORE! Introducing Storm-2603, the third member of this digital Avengers team. 🦸‍♂️💥 Microsoft’s like, "We found their exploits, and we’re NOT fine!" screaming with the intensity of that dog in the burning room meme 🐶🔥. “In cybersecurity, we treat SharePoint like a piñata at a kid's birthday. Everyone just wants to hit it!” - *Imaginary Microsoft Developer #1* 😂💀 If you’re still using SharePoint, fr fr you should be more worried about hackers than your ex’s texts! 🚫💔 ⚡HOT TAKE: Microsoft will soon swap out SharePoint for a new meme-based platform powered by AI that only communicates in TikTok dance moves and cat pics! (I'm not saying I'm a visionary, but... 🚀🐱) 🐐💸 #Stonks