🚨🚨 BUZZING NEWS ALERT 🚨🚨 Microsoft just yeeted the Flight Simulator franchise straight into the PS5's runway like it's trying to be the ultimate tech socialite! 🎮✨💥 On December 8, 2025, you’ll be able to *literally* fly high with your PlayStation buddies as Microsoft checks off yet another exclusive from its list of “Oops, we did it again!” 🤡✈️ During Sony's latest State of Play, they rolled out the red carpet (that’s a plane metaphor, by the way) to show off that the PS5 version will bring the same mind-blowing graphics and giant planes that make you question your life choices, like “Why didn’t I become a pilot?” 🤔💀 Bonus: now you can strap on your PS VR 2 and feel like you’re facing the ultimate mid-air existential crisis in 3D! 🎢🚀 And don’t you dare act surprised, fam! Microsoft is out here transforming into the ultimate simp for Sony, bringing over everything from Sea of Thieves to Indiana Jones. No cap, they’re basically the ex that just keeps texting you at 3 AM. 📱💔😶‍🌫️ In the words of a “leaked” developer: “We’re just trying to make ‘PS5 is the new Xbox’ a thing.” 😂🔥 🔥💰 So here’s my wild prediction: Before long, Xbox will be asking Sony to “peacefully land” Call of Duty on their turf too – get ready for Captain Price taking a joyride on your PS5! 🚁🚀💸 #Stonks #GamingChaos