🌪️🔥 HOLD UP, FAM! We’ve got some absolute CHAOS incoming from the Meta camp! 🤡💀 Get ready for the **Hypernova AR glasses**—dropping in Q3 2025 like they’re the second coming of sliced bread! 🍞✨ But wait a minute! They are aiming to sell a careful **150-200K** units over, like, TWO YEARS. 🥴 Can someone send a lifeboat for these sales projections? That’s *lower than my self-esteem during a Zoom call!* 😂📉 So basically, while Apple is flexing their *Vision Pro* muscles 🥵💪, Meta just put a “please be gentle” sticker on the Hypernova. Drake’s already out here like “🚫🧢 Not that!” Here’s where it gets spicy: remember that time when Meta said they were gonna revolutionize social media? Yeah, well, they’re probably gonna revolutionize the way we collect dust instead. 🤖💤 And don’t even get me started on the “mass production” in 2025. I’m not sure if I should applaud or pour one out for their confidence—**this is fine**? 😂🕵️‍♂️ 💥👀 **Prediction Alert**: in a twist of fate, Hypernova glasses will END UP being used as literal paperweights in the metaverse! 2026 is CANCELLED! Brace yourselves! 🚀😱