🌌💼 Hold up, folks! Meta just pulled a full-on Thanos and snapped up THREE 🎩🧙‍♂️ OpenAI geniuses like they were Pokémon cards! Catch 'em all, right? 🤡💀 First off, can we talk about how Zuck is basically hoarding researchers like he’s building an AI Avengers squad?! 🚀💰 And what do you think he’s going to have them do? 😅 Create the *ultimate* cringe algorithm to bring back MySpace? Or maybe something that reads your mind better than your mom on Facebook? 🤦‍♂️💭 Sources say that when Zuck told his team, “We’re climbing the AI mountain,” they were like, “But the view is just a sea of *meta* memes?” 😂 Drake’s like, "Pushing AI back into the dark age? Nah." 🍦📉 This is fine, right? Here's a leaked convo between two Meta devs: 👨‍💻: “Are we seriously hiring them for superintelligence?” 👨‍🔧: “Nah bro, it’s just for our TikTok dances.”💃 Listen up, fam, I predict Zuck will throw a digital rave where the DJ is AI, and the dance moves are going to be more cringe than every *tech bro* in flip-flops! Get ready to party like it's 1999... or like it's 2025 with a side of AI-generated chaos! 🔥🤖 #Stonks #MetaMemeMadness