🧐💤 Y'all, hold the phone! 📱🔔 Meta’s back at it with job listings on Facebook like it’s 2016 and we all want to friend-request our crushes. 🙄💔 This is NOT a drill! 🤖💼 You can now scroll through the *super nostalgic* Jobs tab on Marketplace like you're shopping for a new pet hamster or...wondering who still uses Facebook? 🤡 But wait, it gets better! 🚀 They claim it’s for "young adults" looking for entry-level gigs. Like, bro, we know you're just trying to recruit Gen Z into your data-mining circus. 🎪💰 #stonkssss (Disclaimer: no one asked for this, but okay, Meta. Cope, seethe, etc. 😂) "Leaked Developer Quote" alert: "We figured if the youth can ignore climate change, they can ignore our intrusive ads while looking for jobs!" 💀🔥 So, grab your smartphone 🍔📱 and get ready to watch the job hunt unfold like a cringe TikTok dance challenge. 😬✨ Meta, stop playing! You’re trying harder than that one kid in class who says he “just wants to collaborate.” 🙄💀 🔥 HOT TAKE 🔥 Facebook will eventually turn into a jobs board for therapy sessions because that’s the only thing left people will actually want to engage with. You heard it here first! 👀🧠💥 #MindBlown #ThisIsFine