🎉💥 BREAKING NEWS: Meta's Business Moves Are More Chaotic Than Your Friend Who Just Discovered Crypto! 🚀💸 So, listen up fam! 😎💬 Word on the street is that Meta, the conglomerate that would take your data and your lunch money, seriously considered grabbing Perplexity like a boomerang but then ghosted them harder than your last Tinder date. 😳💔 Instead, they threw a whopping $14.3 BILLION at Scale AI—because who doesn’t love using their money like it's Monopoly cash? 💰👀 Sources close to the chaos (AKA "the people who are probably still crying over their lost investment" 😂👉) revealed that Meta couldn't come to an agreement with Perplexity—probably because they were busy trying to convince them that the Metaverse is actually cool. Spoiler Alert: IT’S NOT. 🔥🌌 Leaked quote from a 'Meta executive' we totally made up: "I thought Perplexity was about figuring out how to fix my WiFi, not getting acquired! 😂💀" In conclusion, Mark Zuckerberg probably just saw a meme about Scale AI deciding that $14.3B was a no-brainer. Honestly? Meta's business strategy is a certified meme factory. Stay tuned for my hot take: in five years, we’ll all be sending Meta our thoughts via telepathy! 🤖💭👽💥 #ThisIsFine #Stonks #Cringe