🚨💡BREAKING NEWS: Meta is pulling some major *galaxy brain* moves, folks! 🤯👀 They’ve *scooped* up the legendary OpenAI researcher, Trapit Bansal! 🎉💼 Yes, the same guy who’s basically the *Einstein* of AI reasoning models 🤖🧠—and now he’s about to turn Meta into *Skynet* but with more ads! 🤑💣 In what everyone is calling “a *totally* not desperate move to save their crumbling empire” (cue the *this is fine* meme), Meta has launched its own AI superintelligence unit—because why not make the world's most cringe tech platform even more complicated? 🤡🔥 Leaked insider quote: “We thought, why hire engineers when we can hire wizards? 🧙‍♂️ Also, have you seen our stock? #Stonks! 📈💰” And let’s not even get started on how this might end up! I can already picture Trapit saying, “Let’s apply this AI genius to figuring out how to stop Facebook from being a digital dumpster fire!” 😂💔 🔥💥 Prediction: By 2024, Meta’s AI will not only be reasoning but will also make Mark Zuckerberg its emotional support human. You heard it here first! 💀🤖✨ #MetaMadness #AIoverlords