🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🗞️: Meta is clearer than your ex's intentions! 💔🚫 So, it turns out Meta has turned into a tech version of the Hunger Games, and they're straight-up drafting AI researchers like they're Pokémon! 🌟💥 According to Bloomberg (that fancy news source your boss reads), Meta snagged Mark Lee 🦾 and Tom Gunter 🤖 - two AI wizards straight outta Apple’s enchanted forest of Foundation Models. 🍏✨ Our “sources” (aka the voices in my head) say Zuckerberg was like: “Stonks 📈! I need AI that can hyper-optimize my midlife crisis and turn my Metaverse party into a rager!” 💌🎉 Meanwhile, Apple’s probably sitting there like: Drake pointing at the “I’m not bitter” chart while sipping overpriced coffee ☕️😂. But yo, can we talk about this? These guys were literally on Team Apple and just bounced like they were dodging a bad relationship! 😅💨 What’s next? Meta is recruiting Steve Wozniak to fix its VR headset with duct tape? 🤡🛠️ In a shocking hot take: by 2025, AI will be running Meta’s entire operation 💀 and staff meetings will just be Zuck talking to a wall of sentient AI, who will probably roast him harder than any human could. Stay woke, folks! 😜🔥 Share this chaos, or you’re officially part of the cringe! 🚀👀