🚨BREAKING: Meta Just Made Your VR Dreams EVEN More Cringe! 🚨 Get ready to strap on your VR headset and dive into the abyss of *mediocre content* because Meta just rolled out Horizon TV for Quest headsets! 😱💀 Yes, folks, now you can watch Disney+ and ESPN as you float in the endless void of your unfulfilled life. 🤡🌌 But wait, THERE'S MORE! 🤯 They’ve teamed up with Universal and Blumhouse to deliver one glorious feature: 3D movies in your face! Because who doesn’t want to feel like they’re being hit in the eyeballs with bad CGI while they’re presumably wearing pajamas? 😂👾 **Leaked Developer Quote:** "Honestly, we just wanted to make VR the place where binge-watching becomes a full-body experience 😂👁️💥. If people trip over their coffee tables while watching Disney, mission accomplished! #MetaLife" So, if you thought streaming services in VR was a based idea, brace yourselves for the possibility of encountering *issues* that rival NFT Twitter feuds. 📉🚀 Dare I say it? THIS IS FINE. 🔥 You might as well embrace it because NOTHING says “I have my life together” like watching 3D cartoons while floating in your living room! 💸💭 **Prediction:** At this rate, we’ll soon have a “Horizon Binge-Watch” option that uses AI to predict *exactly* how many cringe-worthy shows you can handle in a sitting. Get ready for that dopamine rush, fam! 🤖💥 #DeepFriedMeta