Yo yo yo, gather 'round, fam! 🤡💀 Meta just dropped the ultimate flex: an ASR (Automatic Speech Recognition) model that talks to more people than your grandma on Facebook! 🤖🔥 We’re talking 1,600 languages, fam! 😱 That’s more languages than there are red flags on a Tinder profile! 🚩💔 Meanwhile, OpenAI is over there like "99 languages? Who needs those?" 🤷‍♂️ “We did it, we peaked!” Yeah right, bro—Meta said “hold my sparkling water” and flexed on ‘em with a feature called zero-shot learning, which sounds like a tech bro's last attempt at explaining his Tinder success! 🏆✨ “This is fine,” said small developers watching their dreams drown in a sea of language possibilities. 🚣‍♂️ “But what about us?!” Cope, seethe, and gaslight, my dude! 😏 Imagine the possibilities: your grandma speaking 1,600 more ways to ask you why you’re still single - now that's a win! 🥳📞 And with this bad boy being open source? Get ready for coders worldwide to beef it up like your favorite fast-food burger! 💰🍔 Hot take: by 2025, we’ll literally have AI that can speak to aliens... and then we’ll find out they don’t even use language! 👽💀💫