🔥🎤 HOLD UP, TECH JUNKIES! 🚀💀 BREAKING NEWS 🎉: Mastodon's founder, Eugen "No More Stress, Please" Rochko, has officially ghosted his CEO role, and we can’t decide if we should yell “stonks” or just give him a virtual hug! 😢💰 Ten months after announcing his grand exit from the CEO throne 🎩 to save himself from being another cringey social media tyrant, he’s now just chillin’ in an advisory role like, “Yeah, bro, I’m still here, kind of.” 😎👀 “I didn’t sign up for this stress, fam!” said Rochko after realizing that leading a social media platform could make even *J. Jonah Jameson* tap out. 🚫📸 Meanwhile, Felix Hlatky, the new boss in town, is over here like, “Let’s make it easier to run servers and keep the vibes immaculate.” 🥳✨ So, what’s the endgame? Are we going to end up with MULTIPLE Mastodon servers just like the multiverse meme? 🚀🌌 Or will it be like that anime where a character leaves and things just get wild? No cap, I’m scared. 😱🔥 Imagine in a year, Mastodon is the hot new hangout, and we’re all vibing there while the Twitter babies are still crying in their mom’s basements. 😭💔 Unhinged prediction? By 2025, we’re all using Mastodon to send carrier pigeons with our memes. Just wait for it… 🕊️💥