🚨💤 *BREAKING NEWS* 💤🚨: Tech drama alert! 📱👀 Masimo is about to serve US Customs and Border Protection (CBP) a lawsuit hotter than a TikTok dance challenge! 🔥 So, here’s the tea: On August 1st, CBP thought it was cozying up to Apple 🍏, giving them the green light to re-activate a blood oxygen tracking feature like “Hey, let’s see if you’re ready to ascend to the next level of human-lizard hybrid!” 🦎💀 But Masimo 🚑 was like, “NO CAP, you can't just let Apple play doctor without a license!” 🤡🤖 💰 In the words of our imaginary dev bro: “Who gave CBP the authority to play God with health features? 🤷‍♂️ It’s not like they got a PhD in blood oxygen levels!” 🤦‍♂️ This is the equivalent of letting a toddler handle a scalpel — REAL CRINGE! Meanwhile, Apple is out here living it up like Drake pointing at a champagne bottle 🤩🍾, while Masimo is basically the *This is Fine* dog 🔥🐕 watching the whole mess unfold. Now for the hot take 🔥: If this lawsuit becomes a TikTok trend, prepare yourselves for Apple to create the first-ever *Blood-Oxygen Feature* subscription model. “Want better health? Just add a monthly fee of $29.99! Stonks, baby!” 📈💸 Share this chaotic goodness and keep your eyes peeled for more tech explosions! 💥✨ #MemeNews #TechDrama