🚨BREAKING NEWS 🚨: Mark Mader is throwing in the towel after *18 YEARS* at Smartsheet! 🤡💼 Who knew running a company that helps you "get your sh*t together" meant you’d eventually be like “yeah, I need to get my sh*t together too”!? 😂💀 After two decades of dodging spreadsheets like Neo dodging bullets, Mark is handing over the reins to Sunny Gupta, a co-founder of Apptio – basically a Jedi Master of enterprise software. 🥷✨ *Whispers* “He’s also probably tired of saying ‘We need to pivot!’ in every meeting” 😩🤷‍♂️. Meanwhile, Smartsheet employees be like: 👀 “Isn’t this just a glitch in the matrix?” 💬 “What’s the correlation between spreadsheets and happiness? Asking for a friend.” Mark’s retirement announcement is already going viral, with some investors saying: “This is fine” 🐶🔥, while others are just staring at their monitors like Drake pointing at the 2024 annual report, like “Nah, fam.” 📉🤑 But mark my words (pun intended): this new CEO will either turn Smartsheet into the new *Apple* 🍏⚡ or send it straight to the *cringe* category on TikTok! 🔥💳 Your spreadsheets will sing 'Bye, Felicia' if they don’t get their act together! Stay tuned, we’re about to witness a Smartsheet renaissance or total code meltdown – you heard it here first! 🚀🤖💥 #SmartsheetSaga #SpreadsheetWars