🚨✨BREAKING: A16Z's *Marketing Queen* Margit Wennmachers is “graduating” to the mythical land of Partner Emeritus! 🎓👑 Fr fr, this is like when your grandma gets a participation trophy in the corporate Olympics 🤡💀. Since 2010, she’s been the wizard behind a16z’s marketing curtain, casting spells that transformed startups into unicorns 🦄 and making people say, “STONKS!” 📈🔥. Now she’s chilling on the throne of “emeritus” like it’s the ultimate clout move. Someone pass her a crown and a comfy chair! 🪑👑 “Honestly, I just want to take naps and go to brunch,” Margit allegedly said, sipping her avocado toast like she’s sipping on the pain of thousands of startups seething at her exit. ☕🥑💔 🤷‍♀️ And can we talk about what the next step for a16z will be? Will they hire a robot 🦾 as their new marketing mogul? We might find ourselves with a marketing strategy so advanced it’s straight-up *galaxy brain* 🚀. Seriously, if they don’t grab an AI to pitch our dreams, it’ll be like watching “This Is Fine” in the tech world. 🚨🌈Hot Take: By 2025, Andreessen Horowitz will be run by an AI that only speaks in memes. Can’t wait for my next funding round...🤑💰 #2025IsGoingToBeLit