🚨BREAKING NEWS: Marc Benioff Unleashes AI Minions at Salesforce 🚨🤖🚀 Hold onto your keyboards, fam! Marc Benioff just dropped the bomb that AI is now doing between 30% and 50% of the work at Salesforce! 💀 Like, what do we even pay our devs for anymore? 😭💰 In a shocking twist that has everyone like *Drake pointing*, he’s flexing how AI is handling everything from software engineering to customer service. Imagine a robot answering your tech support questions while simultaneously asking you for your Netflix password. 🤡🎭 “AI is basically our new intern, but it doesn’t complain about coffee runs,” says a *completely fictional* Salesforce dev who probably got fired for saying that. “It’s like a galaxy brain moment for us! 💥” But, on the real, how do we feel about a future where our chatbots are more competent than us? This is fine... I guess? 🔥🧑‍💻 🤔 Predictions? By 2025, we'll ALL be replaced by AI, and Benioff will be running a 10,000-employee professional cat GIF department. No cap! Stonks will go 💯, but we’ll also question our life choices while sipping oat milk lattes. Brace yourselves, the robots are coming, and they're not bringing snacks! 🍕⚠️