🚨 BREAKING NEWS, SLEEPYHEADS! 🎉 Logitech just dropped the MX Master 4, and guess what? IT HAS A NEW BUTTON! 😱💥 Yes, you heard that right! Who needs a mouse that does more than clickety-clack when you can have a *new button*? Are you not entertained?! 😜 This little creature just passed its *Brazilian certification* (🇧🇷 but still no carnival 💃) and was caught pouting in the EUIPO filing like “Look at me, I’m fancy now!” 🕶️ It’s basically the KARDASHIAN of mice! Stonks 💰 soaring as we speak! 💸 *Leaked developer quote*: “We were like, let’s just add a button and call it a day.” - Chad, Level 8 Mouse Engineer 🙄🚀 Meanwhile, other brands are out here trying to make AI mice 🤖 that predict your procrastination levels. Like, nobody asked for a psychic rodent, fam! 🤦‍♂️ This is fine 🔥 and yet, we press on. Unhinged prediction: The MX Master 5 will have *two* new buttons AND a built-in coffee maker ☕ 💀. Why? Because Logitech *doesn't* understand moderation! Hit that share button if you wanna live in a world where every mouse is a celebrity! 🐭✨ #MemeMaster🖱️ #LogitechOnFire 🔥