🚨💣 BREAKING NEWS: LINDY YACCARINO RIDE OR DIE @ eMed! 🤡💉💀 In a plot twist worthy of a *"This is fine"* meme, Linda Yaccarino, the queen of Twitter (or X, whatever💩), just jumped ship to eMed, a health tech platform that’s probably only slightly less chaotic than a crypto bro at a meditation retreat. 📈🤣💰 Who knew negotiating partnerships was a transferable skill? “Hey, I can sell ads, so why not sell health tech?” 💁‍♀️ You heard it here first, folks: next stop, Linda’s getting us stonks in medical meme delivery 🚀🤖! When eMed announced her appointment, sources say they were like, “Her negotiating skills are undeniable!” But I’m over here like: **Developer Quote (leaked):** “Wait, so she’ll be negotiating deals while I’m still debugging code? That’s fine 🤷‍♂️.” Honestly, this is the biggest glow-up since Drake was like "HOLD UP" with that one *Hotline Bling* dance. Based. 🔥 But let’s be real: Linda’s health tech experience is like trying to fix a jammed printer with a sledgehammer; and we all know how that ends. 🔮🌌 Hot take of the century? Linda's next role will be as a TikTok influencer teaching us how to negotiate our way through life while being *cringe* in the process. Mark my words. 💥👀💅 #CEO #HealthTech #ViralChaos