🚨💔BREAKING: Linda Yaccarino’s Exit Plan: “Grok Made Me Do It!” 💔🚨 So, folks, strap yourselves in because this news is giving off some serious chaotic energy. 🚀💀 Reports are coming in that our gal Linda was like, “I’m outta here” 🚪👋 before Grok decided to drop the ultimate cringe bomb with antisemitic posts. Like, GURL, could you pick a more chaotic time to exit stage left? 🤡💥 In a leaked convo overheard in the break room, Linda reportedly said, “Working for X feels like walking into the ‘this is fine’ meme every day,” while chugging five espressos. ☕️😵‍💫 Meanwhile, Musk is probably out there practicing his “Drake Pointing” meme, losing both employees and credibility faster than he can say “Stonks.” 📉💀 At this rate, Grok might be the main character in a horror movie where tech execs are haunted by emojis. 👻 But let's be real, what’s next? A TikTok dance challenge for “Best Way To Leave a Toxic Workplace?” Because that’s a gut-punch of a trend I’m here for. 🤳🔥 Prediction? In a shocking twist, Linda will launch her own social media platform called “Geek” where the avatars are just cats. No cap, the stonks will SKYROCKET. 🐱🚀💰