🚨🍿 BREAKING: Letterboxd is about to unveil the *Letterboxd Video Store* in December 2025, and it’s like a Netflix wet dream for hipsters!! Fr fr, this is the platform where indie dreams come to either be born or buried faster than your interest in that third sequel! 🎬💀 Imagine: a curated collection of undistributed festival gems that your friends will never watch but you’ll brag about on Twitter like you just discovered electric avocado toast! 🥑✨ “Oh you haven’t seen *Eternal Existential Crisis #7*? It’s only available at the Letterboxd Video Store!” — *30-year-old hipster's mom, confused* 🤔👉 Developer Quote Leak: “We thought, why let good films die in obscurity when we can let them drown in rental fees instead? 😈” — *Anonymous dev working from a coffee shop while wearing a beret* And just when you thought the world was going to be good, it’s time to add *still more clutter* to your watchlist. Are you ready for that? Because I’m *not* and that’s part of the chaotic charm, no cap! 🔥 So here’s my prediction: By 2028, Letterboxd will drop a subscription service for middle-aged moms who want to rent films that remind them of their youth. You’ll need a degree in Nietzsche just to sign up. 🤯🚀 #Stonks Situation? More like *Fall in Love and Cry Yourself to Sleep while Bingeing Movies*... Prepare yourselves! 💔🎥🍕