"๐จ BREAKING: Lego's Game Boy set drops & it's still not playable! What in the pixelated fraud? ๐คก๐"
๐จ BREAKING NEWS: LEGO UNVEILS GAME BOY THAT CAN'T PLAY GAMES - BRICKED & DISAPPOINTED! ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐๐ฉ Buckle up, gamers and builders, because LEGO just dropped the Game Boy set that EVERYONE wanted to seeโฆuntil they realized itโs just a glorified paperweight. ๐ฑ๐๐ 421 pieces of "nostalgia" designed to sit on your shelf like a sad relic of your childhood gaming glory. No cap, this is giving serious "this is fine" vibes. ๐ฅ๐ Features? Oh, itโs got buttons that *technically work*! ๐โ You can press them, but nah fam, youโd better not expect Mario to jump out and kick Bowser's butt. In all my years of gaming, this is peak cringe. ๐คฆโโ๏ธ But wait, thereโs more! You can display it like an art pieceโฆ because who doesnโt want a giant LEGO-model in their living room? ๐ Just imagine your friends coming over, โWow, your Game Boy looks great, but can it load Tetris?โ ๐ค Stonks going down on that one, my dude! The so-called โbuilding experienceโ might be the only thrilling part. Lego said, โwe love nostalgia!โ but they really meant, โwe love your money!โ ๐ฐ๐ In closing, I predict the next set will be a brick-built version of a PS5 that also canโt play games. Prepare for Tetris PTSD, fam. ๐๐ฅ #Clickbait #LegoLife
