"🚨 BREAKING: Lego's Game Boy set drops & it's still not playable! What in the pixelated fraud? 🤡💀"
🚨 BREAKING NEWS: LEGO UNVEILS GAME BOY THAT CAN'T PLAY GAMES - BRICKED & DISAPPOINTED! 🚶♂️💔💩 Buckle up, gamers and builders, because LEGO just dropped the Game Boy set that EVERYONE wanted to see…until they realized it’s just a glorified paperweight. 😱👀💔 421 pieces of "nostalgia" designed to sit on your shelf like a sad relic of your childhood gaming glory. No cap, this is giving serious "this is fine" vibes. 🔥💀 Features? Oh, it’s got buttons that *technically work*! 😂✋ You can press them, but nah fam, you’d better not expect Mario to jump out and kick Bowser's butt. In all my years of gaming, this is peak cringe. 🤦♂️ But wait, there’s more! You can display it like an art piece… because who doesn’t want a giant LEGO-model in their living room? 😅 Just imagine your friends coming over, “Wow, your Game Boy looks great, but can it load Tetris?” 🤔 Stonks going down on that one, my dude! The so-called “building experience” might be the only thrilling part. Lego said, “we love nostalgia!” but they really meant, “we love your money!” 💰👀 In closing, I predict the next set will be a brick-built version of a PS5 that also can’t play games. Prepare for Tetris PTSD, fam. 🚀🔥 #Clickbait #LegoLife