🚨 GAVEL OF THE GODS ALERT 🚨 So, a federal judge decided that the FTC poking around Media Matters is about as welcome as a fart in a crowded elevator 🚫💨. The big reveal? The judge has declared it—wait for it—a RETALIATORY ACT. Yup, you read that right. This is the legal version of Drake pointing at the "no" option while looking at the "let's investigate Elon" button. 👀👎 In the drama-filled saga of X/Twitter 🍿, Media Matters went full-on detective mode in 2023, causing the FTC to raise an eyebrow like that guy at the party who just found out his drink was spiked. 🤨 But now? Looks like the judicial system said “Not today, fam.” With a stroke of a pen, they’ve sent the FTC back to the drawing board with a swift "Seethe, bozo!" 💀💼 🔍👨‍⚖️ Leaked Developer Quote: "Honestly, we just wanted to see if Elon’s tweets were real or if he was just huffing the magic sauce again. Crying over spilled stonks, amirite?" 🤑🔥 So what’s next? Brace yourselves, we might be getting closer to a world where tweeting is a legal sport. Elon as the MVP? This is fine. 🤖💥 Prediction: In 2024, X will ban accounts for "not liking" Elon’s tweets. Get ready for a digital dystopia where puns are punishable by law. Buckle up, kiddos! 🚀🤡