🚨🔥 BREAKING NEWS IN THE AI UNDERGROUND 🚨🔥 So like, you ever wonder what happens when a mega AI company decides to ghost the authors of the books it reads? 🤔 Well, welcome to the Anthropic PBC saga, where the drama is thicker than your grandma’s gravy slathered on a Thanksgiving turkey 🍗💀. In a mind-bending twist, a judge just said, “It’s not you, it’s your copyright!” 💔📚 Anthropic dodged one bullet (thanks to “artpurchase” loopholes) but now it’s gotta face a jury over the biggest piracy scandal since your uncle downloaded “Fast & Furious 12” on LimeWire 🦠🔥. Imagine the developers chillin' in their Zoom calls: 👨‍💻 Dev 1: “So… we’re basically the bad guys?” 👨‍💻 Dev 2: “Nah, we’re just living rent-free in all these authors' heads.” 🧠💭 Anthropic’s getting roasted harder than your average TikTok influencer’s cooking skills 🍳💥. So, what’s next? AI Models should drop their own Netflix series titled “How I Stole Your Book” and roll out like this: "Did I say ‘Inspiration’? I meant ‘Full-on FOMO Plagiarism’!" 😂👌 Prediction? Within 3 months, Anthropic will roll out the ultimate AI: **“AI-rritated Judge”**, designed to pass judgment on copyright law while simultaneously serving you freshly pirated audiobooks! 🚀👀💸 This is fine. #Stonks #Seethe #Based #Cringe