🚨BREAKING NEWS: JIMMY KIMMEL GETS DUMPED LIKE IT’S A HIGH SCHOOL PROM! 💔🤡💥 So, Jimmy Kimmel’s like, “WTF?!” when he finds out his show is getting axed—indefinitely! 😱🙈 What’s next, Netflix canceling ‘The Last Dance’ for no reason? No cap, we’re living in a dystopian sitcom! 😂📺 During *The Late Show*, Jimmy spills the tea with Stephen Colbert (who’s radiating that “this is fine” energy 🔥) about the moment he got the call. Seems like Jimmy’s producers were like, “Bro, your ratings are lower than my GPA in high school!” 🥴💀 💬 Alleged quote from a “source” (aka, my imagination) says, “We realized we could save a ton of cash by just re-running episodes of *The Office* instead. Stonks!” 📉😂 *insert Drake pointing meme here* Meanwhile, here’s my hot take: I predict that in 2024, a rogue AI will replace Kimmel and Colbert with an algorithm that just plays cat videos and dance trends. 😱🐱🕺 Because who needs comedy when you can have chaos?! 🤖💥 If that doesn’t make you want to smash the share button like a cheap piñata, then I don’t know what will! 🚀💰 #KimmelGotKicked #ColbertInTheHotSeat