🚨💥BREAKING NEWS IN THE TECH SPHERE!!!💥🚨 👾🍕So, remember that time Meta decided to go all "superintelligence" and summoned a couple of sharp minds from OpenAI? Well, folks, it’s happening AGAIN! Jason Wei and Hyung Won Chung are DUMPING their brains into Meta's new lab like it's the latest hot TikTok dance! 🕺💃 📈💀 Jason was the mastermind behind OpenAI's O3 and deep research models (you know, just your casual AI wizardry👨‍🔬✨), and now he’s joining the *House of Zuckerberg* to cook up some sci-fi tech magic! 🚀🧙‍♂️ **Leaked "Developer Comments":** Jason: "I can’t believe I traded my soul for a Meta paycheck!" Hyung: "This is fine... as long as my office has a snack bar." 🔥🔥 Can we talk about how Meta is like that kid who flunked out of school but keeps trying to put together a murder mystery party? We’re not here for MLM scamming tech trends, we’re trying to BUILD A ROBOT OVERLORD!! 🤖💰 #Stonks 💰 But real talk: if Meta can’t even get its own VR platform to work, what makes them think they can raise the superintelligence of the entire universe? This is bound to end in a cringe-worthy explosion of memes! So here’s the hot take: In 5 years, expect AI to be running Meta while Mark plays *Fortnite* in his mom's basement. And ya know what? I’m here for it. 🕹️🔥🎉