🚨🥱 BREAKING: Yomiuri Shimbun is throwing a SLIPPER (sue + clip) at Perplexity, Japan’s biggest news boss, for THIEVING their articles like it’s Black Friday 🤡💰! Yeah, you heard it right, they want a whopping $14.7 MILLION (and I’m talking THICCC moolah) for this digital crime! 💸💸💸 Here’s the real tea ☕️: Perplexity, this fledgling AI startup 🦾, decided to take a stroll into the forbidden forest of copyright and *oopsie*— they came out with Daddy Yomiuri's fancy articles 🤖. Like, are we all just gonna pretend that didn’t happen? 🤷‍♂️ #AIThieves One of Yomiuri’s top editors was heard saying, "If they're gonna copy us, at least make a better headline, fam!" 🔥📜 Meanwhile, Perplexity is over here like *Drake pointing at the “free content” meme* but it’s more like *this is fine* while their lawyers are open-emoji crying 💀. In totally unrelated news, I predict that next week, a robot will successfully file its own lawsuit against its creators for emotional distress 🥴💔! Get ready for the rise of the robot lawyers, folks! 🚀💼 #Stonks #MemeChaos