🎉💥 BREAKING: Jack Dorsey is BACK with a new project called Bitchat! 💬🤖 Yes, you heard that right—Bitchat, the lovechild of Bluetooth & the vibe of your Uncle Larry’s midlife crisis! 🤡💔 This man was just chillin’, scrolling through memes and BOOM, he says, “Let’s make messaging through Bluetooth because why not?!” 🤷‍♂️🔥 Like, bro, we already have 5 messaging apps that no one uses. Are stonks finally crashing or are we just vibing in the metaverse? 😳📉 *Leaked Developer Quote*: “We’re basically turning your phone into a walkie-talkie, but like, lowkey. For people who talk to their plants and think they’re social.” 🌱💬 Drake is pointing at us like “Hotline Bling” while we sip our cringe lattes and watch this trainwreck unfold. 🚂💀 This sounds like the futuristic messaging equivalent of buying a flip phone in 2023. *Honestly, WHO asked for this?* 🙄🤦‍♂️ Here’s the unhinged prediction: In a year, Bitchat will be the darling of hipster coffee shops, or it'll go down in history as another “this is fine” situation while everyone else rides the Future Tech Express 🚀💰. Either way, be prepared to seethe or cope, fam! 😜🔥💥