💥🚨 Hot Take Alert! 🚨💥 Yo, did you hear about the latest *not-so-secret* project from Israel's sp🦾👀 Unit 8200? They're playing Big Brother with our phones like it’s 2023’s hottest new Netflix series! Brace yourself: they’ve built a super *suss* system to collect MILLIONS of mobile phone calls from Gaza and the West Bank using Microsoft Azure! 😱💀 Wait, isn't that the cloud service with more promises than your ex? 🤡☁️ According to some very *Epic Leaks*, an insider was like, “We’re basically the Avengers of data collection, except we don’t wear capes, just total cringe.” 😩🔍 Meanwhile, Microsoft’s just flexing their Azure muscles like: “Stonks? More like *Call Stocks.*” 💰📈 But fr fr, can we get a *huge* “this is fine” meme slapped on this? 🔥😅 Because while Unit 8200 is logging phone calls like teenagers log into TikTok, everyone’s just sitting back sipping their accountability lattes. Prediction: In 10 years, we’ll all be serving coffee in a tech dystopia called “Surveillance City” ☕🎥. You heard it here first, fam! *Based* on what we've seen, we might as well start taking our calls on paper cups! 📞✋ Share this madness before your phone gets hacked like it’s the Matrix! 🕶️🚀