🚨🔥💰 **BREAKING: ISOTOPES HAS LANDED!** 💰🔥🚨 So, your meet-cute with AI is now officially a relationship. Isotopes, that new kid on the tech block co-founded by Scale AI's former *“Chief Tech Overlord”* Arun Murthy 🤖, just snatched up a cool **$20 MILLION SEED ROUND** like it’s the last slice of pizza at a DevOps party. 🍕😤 But wait—what even is Isotopes? 🤔 It’s an AI agent for enterprise biz analytics! 🤯 YAAAS, because we’ve definitely been clamoring for more robots in the workplace! Who needs human intuition when you have a glorified spreadsheet emoji operating your analytics? 🥴🚀 *“We aim to solve problems that existing data tools barely acknowledge,”* Arun probably said while sipping a nice overpriced coffee because venture capital money is *“stonk-tacular!”* 📈💀 *Random Developer Quote:* “I just wanted a tool to help me read more spreadsheets, not a freaking AI therapist. But okay, I guess this is fine.” 😂💔 Don’t even try to keep up with the chaos, fam—this is the future of data analytics according to the galaxy brain boys! 🤯💥 *Get ready for the day when “the AI” breaks up with your 9-5 and starts doing all your work for you. No cap.* 🔮 **UNHINGED PREDICTION:** By 2025, every office will be replaced by a single Isotopes AI, and the only jobs left will be for emotional support humans to soothe it when it has an existential crisis. 🤖💔